Annoying things, whether we like it or not, are part of our daily lives. Stupid traffic, noisy people, polluted air--- trust me, they're everywhere... and THEY FOLLOW US ANYTIME, ANYWHERE!
I've created my own list of pet peeves to share with you guys and gals. I've summed up different things or instances that always annoy me and get into my nerves. So, ready? :P
THINGS THAT I LOATHE A LOT: (in random order)
* Morbid / Brutal Movies - Aside from the fact that I have a trauma of breaking bones, I really don't get why some movies have to exhibit cruel moves. Well, okay, it's art AND reality, but not too much, bro! Maybe I'm maarte, but it's better to be one than to watch those gruesome, body-part-slashing scenes!! I really, really hate them! (FYI: Don't you dare look at me while watching movies with such scenes. Promise, you'll either laugh or what. Why? I cover my face with something, and when the sound effects get worse, I even cover my ears. Poor thing. :/ )
* Super noisy people - Who loves them, anyway? Anyone?? Isn't it irritating if, well for example, you only had 4 hours of sleep and your seatmate is way too loud? I know someone who speaks so loud, it sounds like a tiger's roar. And it's very irritating, so very irritating that I want to punch him/her on the face. Respect each other and speak in a normal tone, okay?
* Volume of the television is too loud - Okay, bottomline is, I don't want anything that is outrageously loud. Who loves them, again, anyway??
* When big buses honk right at me - This happens to me, like, all the time. Why does it have to be me?! What's with me? I don't like it when I'm peacefully walking down the streets of Manila, then a big, big bus will honk right AT me. As in tapat na tapat talaga sa'kin!!! Packing tape. Do I look like a big hindrance to your way when I am, in fact, walking on the sidewalk?! Darns. Lagi nyo akong ginugulat and you destroy my eardrums!
* People narrating every detail of a gross scene - This is, somehow, associated with the first one. Okay, isn't it clear enough that I don't like watching gross movies? Then why do you still narrate every detail of it? I don't want to hear it, okay? Don't wonder aloud, like, "Why did he cut his own arms?" or "OMG his head flew off his neck!". I DIDN'T WATCH THE MOVIE NGA EH, THEN YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED? Aww shut up!
* When i see the internet connection go down to o.oo - First of all, I like steady, fast internet connection; and second, I like it going up, like up to 300+ kbps or something. So when I see the connection go down to zero AND stays there, I feel like ripping the broadband and banging the laptop on the wall. In short, I hate slow internet connections! Grrr....
* The ''problem loading page'' icon - Whenever I see these yellow, cone-shaped icons with the text "Problem loading page", I feel like ripping the broadband, banging the laptop on the wall, and tugging my hair times two times two times two. I really turn red and wish to throw some curse words when I see 'em. And oh, especially WHEN THEY COME IN GROUPS!!! I mean, I clicked many tabs and they would all go "problem loading page", and then I would have to click the "Try again" button many times because they won't load properly! Packing tape times three! Di ba? Sino bang may gusto nun?!
* When the 30-second "no breathing" rule and water wont cure my hiccups - When I get hiccups, it's always painful to the chest. As in I would go "ouch". I experienced suffering from hiccups until I fell asleep because none of the cures I've believed in worked. Mind you, I held my breathe countless times and drowned myself with gallons of water but still THEY DIDN'T WORK! Now I don't trust those methods. Good thing I don't get hiccups very often. Hay. Very painful to the chest.
So far, that's just it. I'm gonna add new ones if I discover them. :) Hope I didn't annoy you! Hahaha. Happy reading, fellas. :)
